Reblog if you're single.
as a reward to myself after finals
I am going to get Venom piercings and get rid of my lonely single piercing in my tongue
in the bible
God killed 2,038,344 people and Satan’s death count is 10…..o_O
How To Tell The Difference Between Metal Genres
itsmetal: * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The...
kinda cool marketing strategy
as childish as it may sound
i wish super heroes and villains were real. Then, i would run into a nuclear plant and get radiated and get powers and fight crime, but i would probably be an anti-hero instead. For example, i would protect the innocent and old ladies and such, but anyone crosses me, i would just kill them. As for powers ideally control over the elements like the Avatar =D
Reblog if you're secretly a 56 year old pedophile....
i know i am
For my fellow comic fans, it's all the lantern's...
With blood and rage of crimson red,Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,Together with our hellish hate,We’ll burn you all—That is your fate! The Blackest Night falls from the skies,The darkness grows as all light dies,We crave your hearts and your demise,By my black hand—The dead shall rise! In brightest day, in blackest night,No evil shall escape my sight.Let those who worship...